These were almost always outfit wreckers. Even early on, she would go for long stretches without anything, only to release a poopalanche at the most inopportune time, like in the parking lot of the grocery store. was always pretty regular, but when Little Lady DOD came along, we were introduced to the infrequent pooper. One hiccup we weren’t expecting was a lack of poop. All around, pretty low in the drama category. Sure there is the occasional blowout, but they are few and far between and five or six wet wipes will get the poopsplosion out of nooks and crannies you didn’t even know existed. The first year and a half to two years, when a kid is roaming around in diapers is relatively hassle-free: they pee and poop without much fanfare, you check it every so often, or maybe you catch a whiff of something foul. Then think about whether you’ve ever been worried about where that poop might land.Ĭhances are, you don’t remember being potty-trained I know I don’t. Try to think about the last time you thought about the size, color, consistency and/or frequency of somebody else’s bowel movements, or your own for that matter. If you don’t have kids, just think about the last time you were concerned with somebody else’s bowel movements. Oh, how I long for the days when my life didn’t revolve around the bodily functions of other beings.
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